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A cop pulls a woman over and says Maam,Do you know you were doing 80 in a 65 mph zone?Can I see your licence and registration?

She replys,I dont have a licence and no registration as this is a stolen car.

Who did you steal it from?he asks.

Im not really sure but I shot him and his body is in the trunk.

Oh My God says the cop as he calls for reinforcement.

The 2nd cop arrives and asks for licence&registration

which she hands him.

Is this your car?he asks

Yes sir it is.

Could you open your trunk?

She does,only a spare tire and jack in there.

I dont understand he says.the other officer told me you stold the car and there was a body in your trunk.

Bet the damn liar told you I was speeding too.

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