myrnalu Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 A cop pulls a woman over and says Maam,Do you know you were doing 80 in a 65 mph zone?Can I see your licence and registration? She replys,I dont have a licence and no registration as this is a stolen car. Who did you steal it from?he asks. Im not really sure but I shot him and his body is in the trunk. Oh My God says the cop as he calls for reinforcement. The 2nd cop arrives and asks for licence®istration which she hands him. Is this your car?he asks Yes sir it is. Could you open your trunk? She does,only a spare tire and jack in there. I dont understand he says.the other officer told me you stold the car and there was a body in your trunk. Bet the damn liar told you I was speeding too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 This lady must surely have lived in Florida...lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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