Ann Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 The pope dies, and natrually, goes to heaven. He is met by the reception commitee and after a wirlwind tour, is told he can enjoy any of the recreations avalable. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the bible, working back form the most recent Easy Reading to the original script. All of the sudden there is a screaming in the library. The angels come running in only to find him curled up in a chair, crying to himself and muttering. "An "R" they left out an "R"." God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the pope sobs again. It's the letter "R".... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE not CELEBATE! __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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