Ann Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carleen Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I'll take the bed closest to the bathroom. I hate stumbling in the dark to pee in the middle of the night. I failed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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