Geri Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Two bored dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Southern Mississippi arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES!! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men & those Mississippi gals are "something else"! > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Too funny-- I'm gonna send it to all my sisters. GOD BLESS!! Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Hey, I married a smart Mississippi blonde! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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