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Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his

drinking Buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife,


He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to

their Upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught

himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed

heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and

made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and

looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and

bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of band-Aids and began

putting a Band-Aid as best he could d on each place he saw blood. He

then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled

his way

to bed.

In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head

and butt and Brigid staring at him from across the room.

She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Paddy?"

Paddy said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," Brigid said, "it could be the open front door, it could be

the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of

blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but


it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror."

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