Ann Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 FIVE SURGEONS DISCUSSING WHO MAKE THE BEST PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON: The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few Parts left over." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the *ss are interchangeable ... Best Patients Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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