Ann Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Southern Charm > > Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a > conversation during an endless wait in the LAX > airport. The first lady was an arrogant California > woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well > mannered elderly woman from the South. > > When the conversation centered on whether they had any > children the California woman started by saying, "When > my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful > mansion for me." The lady from the South > commented,"Well, isn't that precious?" > > The first woman continued,"When my second child was > born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." > Again, the lady from the South commented,"Well, isn't > that precious?" > > The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my > third ! child was born, my husband bought me this > exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern > lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" > > The first woman then asked her companion,"What did > your husband buy for you when you had your first > child?" "My husband sent me to charm school," declared > the Southern lady. "Charm school?" the first woman > cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?" said the first > woman. > > The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, > instead of saying "Who gives a crap?" I learned to > say, "Well, isn't that precious?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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