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Schooling for (real?) men

David A

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For those of you who are married, were married, or are

contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men

need (or ought) to be trained for marriage.

Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates



Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six

mini-mesters, you too can be a real man, as well as

earn an associates degree in MA (Male Arts).

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR - Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity

MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for


FIRST YEAR - Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting

in at 2AM

MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

FIRST YEAR - Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're


MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker sex

MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR - Autumn Schedule:

sex 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It

sex 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

sex 103 How to Stay Awake After sex

MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your


MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Denzel Washington

MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are


Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail


MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not


MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered


MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important


Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there...- MENtal

illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,

MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling). Ever

notice how all of women's problems start with men?

Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a

sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!...and when

we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

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