Best joke ever ;)

[Guest lechilka26]

Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny )) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your *ss is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's *ss if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

i think its the best joke!

[blaze100]

Your belly usually hides your big hips. ????

Ahh you saved the best for last I see.

Barb

[teresag]

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Ha! In my case, that one is true. "Rightie-tightie, lefty loosey." Always!

- Teresa