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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing

construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of

a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned

beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one

more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this


The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,

"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm

going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again!

If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping


The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw

corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and

jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and

jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She

said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned

beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him


The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have

given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he

hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The

blonde's wife said,

"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch. "

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