Larry Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 >>>>10 INCHES >>>> >>>>The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which >>>>human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You >>>>should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going >>>>to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who >>>>will then fire you!" >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks >>>>ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases >>>>to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell >>>>open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get >>>>in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, anybody?" >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The >>>>body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the >>>>pupil of the eye." >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and >>>>continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>One, you have a dirty mind, >>>> >>>>Two, you didn't read your homework, >>>> >>>>And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed." >>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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