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> A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic

> >> > garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the

> >> > bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the

> >> > pavement.

> >> > Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills

> >> > falling out of that bag."

> >> > "Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I

> >> > can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

> >> > "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that

> >> > money?" Did you steal it?"

> >> > "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to

> >> > the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's

> >> > a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower

> >> > beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and

> >> > each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say:

> >> > $20 or off it comes!"

> >> > "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,

> >> > what's in the other bag?"

> >> > "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay"

Youth and agility will NEVER overcome age and TREACHERY

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