Larry Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 New Lexus I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!" The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Assholes!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch. Damn, I love this car !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welthy Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Loved it!!! (and needed a good chuckle today) Welthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze100 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Now where did this come from, Rush? Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TracyD Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Still laughing ... Tracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharonjo Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Very funny, loved this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.