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Larry

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New Lexus

I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the

next day

complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio

worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice

activated.

"Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!"

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from

the

speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant "Georgia

On My

Mind"

replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time

I'd

say,

"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and

if I

said,

"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my

new

car,

but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled,

"Assholes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play,

sung by

Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael

Moore and

The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on

drums,

Dan

Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry

Reid on

spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I love this car !!

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