Larry Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 The Urnial is to High! > > > > >> >The Urinal Is Too High >> > >> >A group of 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, >>went on >> >a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about >> >thoroughbred horses and the supporting >> > >> >industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. >> >When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided >>that >> >the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the >>other. >> > >> >The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room >>when >> >one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach > the >> >urinal. >> > >> >Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, >>and >> >began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "wee >>wees" >> >to direct the flow. >> >As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually > >>well >> >endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, >>"You >> >must be in the 5th grade." >> > >> >"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the >> >seventh." > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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