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The Urinal's are to high !!


Larry

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The Urnial is to High!

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>> >The Urinal Is Too High

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>> >A group of 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,

>>went on

>> >a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn

about

>> >thoroughbred horses and the supporting

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>> >industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

>> >When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was

decided

>>that

>> >the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the

>>other.

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>> >The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room

>>when

>> >one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach

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>> >urinal.

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>> >Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their

pants,

>>and

>> >began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their

"wee

>>wees"

>> >to direct the flow.

>> >As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was

unusually

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>>well

>> >endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,

>>"You

>> >must be in the 5th grade."

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>> >"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in

the

>> >seventh."

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