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Mr Ry

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06' Suzuki GSXR 1000

Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had

its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all

wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm

selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife.

Apparently "do whatever the hell you want" doesn't mean what I


Call me, Steve (801)867-8292

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ROFLMWigO!!! Thats is so funny....and in that vein, Speaking of husband/wife miscommunication, I have one for you, Mr. Ry....

The night before their wedding anniversay a woman says to her husband, "when I wake up in the morning, I'd better see something in the driveway that goes 0 - 260 in 6 seconds". The next morning she wakes up and looks in the driveway and finds not a car, but a scale sitting in her driveway.

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