Larry Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh, for goodness sake, laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short to not enjoy -- even these silly little cute -- and clean -- jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail p-m Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Very cute! and CLEAN! gail p-m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Love it Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Funny and a real toungue twister too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheri Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Larry, I just loved it! So much that I sent it into our local radio station for a clean joke contest and here is the email I received: Hello! I really want to use your Clean Joke that you sent, but I need to know your name, where you're from, and your phone number please! Thanks. I hope to hear from you! Jerry Hayes Morning Show Host/ Marketing Consultant 103.9 WLEN--Adrian, MI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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