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Games For When We Are Older


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> 1. Sag, you're it.

> 2. Hide and go pee.

> 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

> 4. Kick the bucket.

> 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

> 6. Musical recliners.

> 7. Simon says something incoherent.

> 8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.


> 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

> 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

> 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.


> 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

> 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't

>have to go along.

> 3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.

> 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

> 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

> > Thoughts for the week

> > Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

> > Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

> > If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

> > Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

> > But Most Of All, Remember -

> A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find,

> Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

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