lilyjohn Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 >Old Mildred, age 95, was despondent over the recent death of her >husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. >Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out >Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the >heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. > >Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden >to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact >location. > >"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your >left breast, Why do you ask?" > >Mildred hung-up without answering. > >Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot >wound to her knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 That was cute.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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