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Mildred's heart


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>Old Mildred, age 95, was despondent over the recent death of her

>husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in


>Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out

>Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the

>heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.


>Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden

>to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact



>"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your

>left breast, Why do you ask?"


>Mildred hung-up without answering.


>Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot

>wound to her knee.

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