Nushka Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS......... > > A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman > wave at him and say hello. > He's rather taken aback, because he can't placewhere he knows her > from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" > > To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids." > > Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been > unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God,are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies > watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" > She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math > teacher." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Thanks for the early am chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Needed the laugh this morning. xo Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 and of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharonjo Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen, Daddy's girl Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Wet Celery??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I know~ That one got to me tooo.. yuck. I loved celery. I don't know if I will be able to do celery for awhile now... (I am such a sensitive thing) Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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