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>Subject: Are They Male Or Female?


>ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can


>see right through them.


>SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging



>COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.


>TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.


>HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to

>light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.


>SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain




>SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


>HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the



>HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000


>but it's handy to have around.


>REMOTE CONTROL - female! Ha! You thought we'd say male. But consider,


>gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't


>know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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