Larry Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Subject: Cow Pat Lip Gloss An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips." "And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked. "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 HA!!!!! Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Gotta love a cowboy.The American way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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