Frank Lamb Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, “My dad’s a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail.” Little Jack goes next: “My dad’s a doctor. He makes sick people better.” All the kids in the class take their turn except Little Walter. The teacher asks him, “What does your dad do?” Walter replies, “My dad’s dead.” “I’m sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?” “He turned blue and shi_ on the living room carpet.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 smart$%* Kid!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Oh my god that was funny," his dad must of been a republican after the result's came in ...Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharonjo Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Made me smile today! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Larry's comment is as funny as the joke. I am so glad to see you back to posting jokes Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Loved it Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvillella Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Thanks Frank I can always count on you to give me a good laugh. Ralph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom K Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Thanks for a needed laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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