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> Subject: Tree Hugger


> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,

> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the

> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural

> splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she


> the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste


> escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many


> in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest


> She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how


> came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with


> patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would


> if he could help her.




> She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The


> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,

> "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,


> Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could


> old-growth timber from a Recreational area. I'm sorry, but they

turned me

> down."





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