Tree Hugger !!

[Larry]

> Subject: Tree Hugger

>

> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,

> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the

> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural

> splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she

neared

> the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste

to

> escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many

splinters

> in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest

doctor.

> She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how

she

> came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with

great

> patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would

see

> if he could help her.

>

>

>

> She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The

angry

> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,

> "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,

the

> Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could

remove

> old-growth timber from a Recreational area. I'm sorry, but they

turned me

> down."

>

>

>

> GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[cindi o'h]

Larry, Larry, Larry.

Cindi o'h

[Nushka]

I had to send this one to all of my friends. Loved it.

Nina