Larry Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 > Subject: Tree Hugger > > A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, > purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the > highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural > splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared > the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to > escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters > in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. > She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she > came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great > patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see > if he could help her. > > > > She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry > woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, > "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the > Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove > old-growth timber from a Recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me > down." > > > > GOD BLESS AMERICA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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