inspiratationally funny

[Donna G]

Subject: Bible Sales

One of the greatest motivational stories I have heard or read. Enjoy.

Coincidentally, by chance, while checking the church storeroom, the rever-

end discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and

distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from

the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for

$10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church. Peter,

Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.

The reverend knew that Peter and Paul earned their living as salesmen and

were likely capable of selling some bibles but he had serious doubts

about Louie. Louie was just a little local farmer, who had always tended

to keep to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment.

Poor little Louis stuttered very badly.. But, not wanting to discourage

poor Louis, the reverend decided to let him try anyway.

He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked

with bibles and asked them to meet with him and report the results of

their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday which they did.

Eager to find out how successful they were, the reverend immediately

asked Peter, "Well, Peter, how did you make out selling our bibles last

week?"

Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Peter replied, "Father, using

my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 bibles, and here's the 200

dollars I collected on behalf of the church."

"Fine job, Peter!" The reverend said, vigorously shaking his hand. "You

are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you."

Turning to Paul, he asked "And Paul, how many bibles did you manage to

sell for the church last week?"

Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied, "Reverend,

I am a professional salesman and was happy to give the church the benefit

of my sales expertise. Last week I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the

church, and here's 280 dollars I collected."

The reverend responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are truly

a professional salesman and the church is also indebted to you."

Apprehensively, the reverend turned to little Louie and said, "And Louie,

did you manage to sell any bibles last week?"

Louie silently offered the reverend a large envelope. The reverend

opened it and counted the contents.

"What is this?" the reverend exclaimed. "Louie, there's 3200 dollars in

here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 bibles for the church, door

to door, in just one week? Louie just nodded.

That's impossible!" both Peter and Paul said in unison. "We are

professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many bibles

as we could."

"Yes, this does seem unlikely," the reverend agreed. "I think you'd

better explain how you managed to do accomplish this, Louie."

Louie shrugged. "I-I-I- re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for

sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered.

Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie, just tell

us what you said to them when they answered the door!"

"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Louis replied, "W-w-w-w-would

y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible

f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just

l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to

y-y-you?"