Frank Lamb Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live." Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?" God replied, "Shirley! I didn't recognize you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 See, I knew there was a reason to leave my hair silver and not tighten up the wrinkles! Geri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 That was funny a nd more true i suspect than we know.....Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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