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Damn Checking account !


Larry

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> > >DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT

> > >

> > >A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the

> > >teller, "I want to open a damn checking account."

> > >

> > >The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir.

> > >I must have misunderstood you.

> > >

> > >What did you say?"

> > >

> > >"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn

> > >checking account now!"

> > >

> > >"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not

> > >tolerated in this bank."

> > >

> > >The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank

> > >manager to inform him of her situation. The manager

> > >agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul

> > >language. They both return to the window and the

> > >manager asks the old geezer,

> > >

> > >"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

> > >"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200

> > >million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my

> > >damn money in this damn bank."

> > >

> > >"I see," says the manager,

> > >"and is this witch giving you a hard time?

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