Larry Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 > > >DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT > > > > > >A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the > > >teller, "I want to open a damn checking account." > > > > > >The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir. > > >I must have misunderstood you. > > > > > >What did you say?" > > > > > >"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn > > >checking account now!" > > > > > >"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not > > >tolerated in this bank." > > > > > >The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank > > >manager to inform him of her situation. The manager > > >agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul > > >language. They both return to the window and the > > >manager asks the old geezer, > > > > > >"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" > > >"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 > > >million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my > > >damn money in this damn bank." > > > > > >"I see," says the manager, > > >"and is this witch giving you a hard time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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