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>>>> deer santa:

>>>>

>>>> I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv

>>>> ben a gud boy all yeer.

>>>> Yer Frend, BiLLy

>>>>

>>>> Dear Billy,

>>>>

>>>> Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career

>>>> in lawn care. How about if I send you a frigging

>>>> book

>>>>

>>>> so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving

>>>> your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can

>>>> spell!

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Santa

>>>>

>>>>

>>>

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>>>> Dear Santa,

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> I have been a good girl all year, and the only

>>>> thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for

>>>> everybody!

>>>>

>>>> Love, Sarah

>>>>

>>>> Dear Sarah,

>>>>

>>>> Your parents smoked pot when they had you,

>>>> didn't they?

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Santa

>>>>

>>>>

>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>

>>>> Dear Santa,

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> I left milk and cookies for you under the tree,

>>>> and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the

>>>> back door.

>>>>

>>>> Love, Susan

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Dear Susan,

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the

>>>> deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You

>>>> want to

>>>>

>>>> do me a favor? Two words -- Jim Beam.

>>>>

>>>> Santa

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