Larry Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 >>>> deer santa: >>>> >>>> I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv >>>> ben a gud boy all yeer. >>>> Yer Frend, BiLLy >>>> >>>> Dear Billy, >>>> >>>> Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career >>>> in lawn care. How about if I send you a frigging >>>> book >>>> >>>> so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving >>>> your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can >>>> spell! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Santa >>>> >>>> >>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >>>> Dear Santa, >>>> >>>> >>>> I have been a good girl all year, and the only >>>> thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for >>>> everybody! >>>> >>>> Love, Sarah >>>> >>>> Dear Sarah, >>>> >>>> Your parents smoked pot when they had you, >>>> didn't they? >>>> >>>> >>>> Santa >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> Dear Santa, >>>> >>>> >>>> I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, >>>> and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the >>>> back door. >>>> >>>> Love, Susan >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Dear Susan, >>>> >>>> >>>> Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the >>>> deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You >>>> want to >>>> >>>> do me a favor? Two words -- Jim Beam. >>>> >>>> Santa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I've met that Santa! He comes by Cindi's Pub now and then... Either they love 'em or they hate 'em...me? I love him! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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