Treebywater Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Ok. So... What is a joke doing here in this forum? Well... Dad sent this to me today with a note that said, "Your Mom would have loved this"... And I just had to laugh. And even though it was a laugh that had an edge of sad to it because I just wanted to share it with Mom so much, mostly I just laughed because... Well, it's funny! And because SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED IT. So.... I'm sharing it with you guys. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins.... (P.S. My Mom's name was/is Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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