Treebywater Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Ok. So... What is a joke doing here in this forum? Well... Dad sent this to me today with a note that said, "Your Mom would have loved this"... And I just had to laugh. And even though it was a laugh that had an edge of sad to it because I just wanted to share it with Mom so much, mostly I just laughed because... Well, it's funny! And because SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED IT. So.... I'm sharing it with you guys. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins.... (P.S. My Mom's name was/is Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karenl Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Val, that IS funny I think that's the first time I've had a smile on my face while in this forum, so THANK YOU for that gift. Much love to you and yours, Karen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 holding my sides it hurts so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 That's just cute...yep. Mom woulda loved it. Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracey Huguley Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....thanks for sharing... Love, Tracey Huguley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkala Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I believe laughter has a healing power. Thanks for sharing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Too funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ma's kid Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Laughing hard! Read where your posted that your dad is getting married soon..you have a beautiful heart and I know your mom is proud! Libby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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