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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Here's how to make my favorite Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:

Christmas Cookie Active Ingredients

1 cup of water

1 cup of baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit'

1 large bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon of sugar . . . beat again. At this point it's best to take another cup and check to make sure the Cuervo is still O.K. (just in case.)

Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the ;turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver!

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who givesshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 260 degrees a n d try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jose Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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