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>> Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out

>> making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran

>> out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a

>> block away.


>> She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some

>> gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned

>> had been lent out, but she could wait until it was returned.


>> Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided

>> not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for

>> something in her car that she could fill with gas and

>> spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient


>> Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station,

>> filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her

>> car.


>> As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched

>> from across the street. One of the them turned to the other

>> and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

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