Frank Lamb Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one willbe able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow." "We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone." "Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune." "And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed. "No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Frank, Just in time to start the day laughing. Hugs Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Thanks Made my day this morning!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Funny! Actually, folks, I have been to Ireland and I have kissed the Blarney Stone. Lucie couldn't climb the steep narrow stairway to it, but they told us, too, she could kiss someone who had kissed it and it would count. So when I came down, I kissed her! Worked for us! Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Like Um Don, Can you buy me some winning Lottey tickets or did you use ALL the good luck up already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Good one Frank. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Good Irish Humor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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