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> > Only a person in North Carolina could think of this.

> > From the county

> > where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.

> >

> > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, > > North Carolina after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the

> > bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

> > The man stumbled

> > around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly

> > observing.

> > After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five

> > different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

> >

> > He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the

> > bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on

> > and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on

> > and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the

> > lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little

> > and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the

> > other patrons' vehicles left.

> >

> > At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled

> > out and drove slowly down the road.

> >

> > The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started


> > up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man


> > over and administered a breathalyzer test.

> >

> > To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man

> > had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll

> > have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This

> > breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly

> > proud Redneck.

> > "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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