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Going fishing!?!?!?!?!? Careful what you rent!!!!


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There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the

owner of an old beat up boat.It just so happened that John's

wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.A few days later a

kindly old woman saw Joe and mistaking Joe for John, stated

"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Heck no,

fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.She was a rotten ole

thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and

she smelled like old dead fish.She was always losing her water.

She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the

front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she

leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was

when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time.

I warned them that she wasn't very good' but they wanted to

use her anyhow.The fools all tried to get in her at once and

she split right up the middle.

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