RandyW Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I liked this, hope you do too There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old beat up boat.It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistaking Joe for John, stated "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just terrible." Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Heck no, fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.She was a rotten ole thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish.She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good' but they wanted to use her anyhow.The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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