For Those Of You That Have Sons.....Any Age

[Ann]

1. A king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft. house 4" deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies & run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3 yr. old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog lease over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 lb. boy wearing Batman underwear & a Superman cape. It is strong enough, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all 4 walls of a 20x20' room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows, even double pane, doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush & the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke & lots of it.

9. A six yr. old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even tho a 36 yr. old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass thru the digestive tract of a 4 yr. old boy.

11. Play dough & microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-o you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-o.

15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even tho TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lot of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire dept. in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washer does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of women will pass this on to almost all of their friends with or without kids.

25. 80% of men who read this will try mixing Clorox & brake fluid.

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