Larry Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Subject: 60-70-80 The worst age to be Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel > like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and > nothing comes out." > > "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you > don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit > on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" > > "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." > > "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. > > "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat > rock; no problem at all." > > "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" > > "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." > > Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and > crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" > > "I don't wake up until 7:00." . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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