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Subject: 60-70-80 The worst age to be

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel

> like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and

> nothing comes out."

>

> "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you

> don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit

> on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

>

> "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

>

> "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

>

> "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat

> rock; no problem at all."

>

> "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

>

> "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

>

> Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and

> crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

>

> "I don't wake up until 7:00."

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