The Female Idea of Kinky

[kim]

>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her

>girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,

>middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman

could

>not take her eyes off him.

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>The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked

>directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her

>apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,

>"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no

>matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always

>conditions.) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

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>The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just

>three words." (Controlling, huh?)

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>The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly

>removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's

>hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and

>slowly and meaningfully said...

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>"Clean My House"

Dance like no one is watching

Sing like no one is listening

Love like you'll never be hurt

Live like heaven's on earth