kim Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 >A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her >girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, >middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could >not take her eyes off him. > >The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked >directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her >apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, >"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no >matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always >conditions.) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. > > >The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just >three words." (Controlling, huh?) > >The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly >removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's >hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and >slowly and meaningfully said... > > > > > >"Clean My House" Dance like no one is watching Sing like no one is listening Love like you'll never be hurt Live like heaven's on earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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