Ann Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 If Men Got Pregnant: Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay There would be a cure for stretch marks Natural childbirth would become obsolete Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem All methods of birth control would be 100% effective Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained Men would be eager to talk about commitment They wouldn't think twins were so cute Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM Briefcases would be used as diaper bags Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees Women would rule the world!!! Quote
mary colleen Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 ...and the human race would have become extinct long ago. They wouldn't do it! Quote
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