Blonde joke

[Cary]

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to

a barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a

while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna

hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely

quiet.In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him

says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The

bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall,

200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the

woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.

The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler.

Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that

joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to

explain it five times."