ginnyde Posted January 29, 2007 Posted January 29, 2007 IF you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. *** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!! REMEMBER: THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having sex!!! And look at you - you're on the computer Quote
ernrol Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 I don’t understand all that technical stuff. Stay positive, Ernie Quote
Ann Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 Wow...17 million??? Right now???? And to think I'm sitting here at work!!! Quote
dchurchi Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 I am, unfortunatley, not one of the 17 million. Quote
Gwen, Daddy's girl Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 I was rereading this and laughing when I realized that some of these things have been done by my children. Dirty underwear out when company comes, flushing the toilette while I shower, scratching CDs, programming a passcode into my cell phone (IT HAS A PASSCODE?!?!{luckily my first guess was right{1234}]) Quote
Nushka Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Well, you know where I am so looks like I'm also not one of the lucky 17million. Nina Quote
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