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** Church Bulletin Bloopers **

** Volunteers are needed to spit up food at the food bank.

** Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess nominations will be accepted at the next business meeting.

** There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.

** Child care provided with reservations.

** Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

** I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.

** The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

** The Boars of Trustees will meet next Thursday at 6:00 p.m.

** The activity will take place on the church barking lot.

** Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!

** Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.

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