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This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a

woman or man ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely NO question as to why her tale took the prize.....read on!

She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold and the guy had taken

her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, UT. It was a day trip,

not an overnighter. They were strangers and after all, truly had never met


The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home

late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to

realize she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an

hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere.

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a

point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside

the road or it would be on the front seat of his car!

He quickly stopped and she crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants

down and started to pee. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,

so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood by the side of the car watching for traffic and

indeed, was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think

about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of

the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks

were firmly glued against the car's fender! Thoughts of tongues frozen

to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage

her flesh from the icy metal! It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to

the extreme cold! Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the

humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about

"What's taking so long?" With a reply that indeed, she was

"freezing her butt off " and in need of some assistance, he came

around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and

then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out


She, too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose

themselves, they immediately assessed her dilemma. Obviously,

as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real

problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her

chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the

first place, both quickly realized there was only one way to get

her free.......so, as she looked the other way, her first time date

proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender!

As the audience screamed with laughter, she took the Tonight

Show prize hands down....or perhaps that should be "pants


And you thought YOUR first date was embarrassing?

Jay Leno's comment?? "This gives a whole new meaning to being 'pissed off'!"

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