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One winter moring, Christine and Wallace, a purely fictitious couple in Colorado, were eating breakfast and listening to the radio. The forecaster announced, "We're going to have 10" of snow today. You must park your cars on the even-numbered side of the street so that the snow plows can get through. So Christine, being a good wife, went out and moved her car as directed.

A week later, while eating breakfast, the forecaster announced, "We're expecting 12" of snow today. you must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street to make way for the snow plows. So Christine, the good wife, went out and moved her car to the odd-numbered side.

The next week, Christine and Wallace, again a purely fictitious couple, again while eating breakfast, heard the announcer over the radio, "We are expecting 14" inches of snow today. You must park ------- A sudden power outage stopped the voice of the radio announcer. Christine, again, I stress, a purely fictitious person, the good wife was upset, and with a worried look on her face she said to her husband Wallace, a purely fictitious husband, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park my car?

With the love and understanding in his voice all husbands that are married to blondes exhibit, Wallace replied, "Honey, why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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