Ann Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Signs of Menopause You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. Your "stray" eyebrows stray all the way to your chin. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home," And your reply, "well, if it isn't Ozzie f---ing Nelson." The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. You change your underwear after every sneeze. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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