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After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for

Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my

driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my

wallet at Home "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me"

and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the social

security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants.

You might have gotten disability too.

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