Cute Aging Jokes...

[Ann]

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know,

"that the medication you prescribed has

to be taken for the rest of my life?""

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,

"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition

because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"

An older gentleman was on the operating table

awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,

a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia

he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son;

do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well,

if something happens to me, your mother is going to come

and live with you and your wife...."

The older we get, the fewer things seem

worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the

roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would

like to go back to youth,

think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything

either dries up or leaks.

I don't know how I got over the hill

without getting to the top.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging

is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful,

but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces.

Then you forget to pull up your zipper.

It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the

second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my

wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I

was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a

coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't

find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you

find her. What does she look like?"

The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old! ,

tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does you wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."