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All in a Name - A wee bit rude but I had to share !!!


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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic

name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of

acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called

amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful

consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced

that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin,

Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that

Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi

Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff

one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new

meaning to the names of "cocktails, "highballs," and just a good

old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by

the name of "MOUNT & DO."

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Ry...You and I are definitely on the same page. When I read this and decided to post, I automatically thought that Frank would have loved this one. So, I'm sure Frank is still keeping score and smiling on us from above!!!

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