Ann Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails, "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 (((((((Ann)))))))) Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I just saw this- great!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 This is funny! If Frank were here keeping score between the men and women, this would seal it up for the women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Loved it and funny...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 Ry...You and I are definitely on the same page. When I read this and decided to post, I automatically thought that Frank would have loved this one. So, I'm sure Frank is still keeping score and smiling on us from above!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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