KatieB Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What am I??????? As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is None other than your very own.......... | | | | | | \|/ | | | | | | \|/ .....toothbrush......... What were you thinking? - You pervert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missyk Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I sure didn't think toothbrush at first! *Grins* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 After reading this one, I can imagine most of our minds were headed in the wrong direction...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 You got me i was thinking naughty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Since it was 8 inches long, I wasn't fooled. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 too short, right Don? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieB Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 OMG...you men are just terrible. And i bet you've got big feet too? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze100 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Yuck. That's just too gross ....if there is such a thing. Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ztweb Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 You all actually had me cracking up! To be honest, this is a side to many of you I have never seen! Too funny!!! Blessings, Jen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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