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The old man was sitting at the food court in the mall staring at a teen guy with spiked, hair that was colored in reds, oranges, blues, greens, purple and other colors. Every time the guy looked the old mans way, he saw the old man staring at him. Finally he had enough and said to the man, "Whats the matter with you, old man, haven't you ever done any thing wild?"

Without missing a beat, the old man said, "Yes one time, aout 17 years ago, I had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."

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