Two Pilots....

[Ann]

Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane. Both

are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is

tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. They go into the

cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin

glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a

little practical joke.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting

in the window seats realize they're heading straight for the water at

the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will

plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

Just at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The

passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat

into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good

hands. . . . .

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and

says,................ "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna

scream too late and we're all gonna die