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The Alabama preacher

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation,

"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that

I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This

is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community

cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to

accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask

forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.


The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to

face me and admit this is a falsehood?

Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart

you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your


Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body

that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her

head was bowed

and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there

has been a

terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a

member of

the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my

friends that you were

a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!

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